What's new

TAB AMA TAB AMA - I AM JOB!

Sheeld

New member
Hey guys,

My turn! I'm an AMA virgin so go easy on me! *LOVVVE*


2013-05-12%2B20.15.43.jpg


My hobbies include: Reading, Gaming, Fishing, Gardening, Gaming, and Gaming.
Here are some pics of me and my fam.
2014-12-31%2B10.22.34-2.jpg
my progeny...the fruit of my loins as it were...
2009-09-26%2B02.38.58.jpg
my brothers. Remy is to my left.
2013-01-16%2B22.22.31.jpg
Hot, hot hot hot hot hot hot...
 
and it begins.....

...but it never ends. That's how big it is.

Just a reminder that people can ask anything but you don't have to answer everything nor answer it honestly. It's just a conversation for us to get to know you.[DOUBLEPOST=1428415828,1428415679][/DOUBLEPOST]//edit

Favorite sports teams?
 
Are you happy with your current home phone or internet provider?


Is there any other possible answer than 'meh' ?

If you could be a slice of pizza, what type would you be?


I am really happy that someone asked this. These are the topics that plague our society today, and I am honored to be put in the limelight in order to address these sensitive issues. Thank you again, for allowing me to confront this most controversial and sensitive topic.

To begin, I put it to you, What is happiness? If your answer has anything at all to do with carbohydrates smothered with sauces, cheeses and assorted meats and vegetables all heated up to 425 degrees for 15-25 minutes and lovingly sliced and placed into an appropriately shaped cardboard box that may or may not be resistant to oil, I say to you, 'Well done, Sir." For you are correct. Pizza = happiness. At least for us bipeds with a functioning pre-frontal cortex. But, as I have discussed in my recent book, Culinary Philosophy: An Overeater's Guide to Eating, Right? , happiness is a relative state of mind that we must envision from all standpoints, including that of our repast. Is it a slice of pizza's self-actualization pinnacle to be eaten and enjoyed? Does pizza, or any food for that matter, care whether or not that it is being devoured quickly for nourishment or lovingly caressed by our orgasmicly-appreciative taste buds? I, for one, as a hypothetical slice of pizza, would think that I would want to not only be desired and craved, but in fact, fought over. Rather than some desiccated, already-been-chewed-gluten-free-piece-of-cardboard with imitation cheese and low cal sauce. It think that as a piece of 'good' pizza, zen is reached whilst being lovingly masticated and swallowed to be turned into equal parts nourishment and excrement. These are the questions that we, as the 'leaders' of intelligence on our planet must consider daily. That and why does Miley Cyrus still exist.

In conclusion: Chicken - Bacon - Pineapple - BBQ sauce Deep Dish, because that shit is heaven.
 
...but it never ends. That's how big it is.


Favorite sports teams?


That is how big it is, I just didn't want to seem a braggart.

Favorite sports team is Arsenal, a british soccer team. To keep it more at home, I really like hockey, but the Columbus Blue Jackets are hard to like. And when cheering for football, I really only am interested in the OSU Buckeyes as that is my Alma Mater.



Why don't you call yourself Sheld or spell shield correctly?


To annoy you! *ponysmile: The name first came from WoW, I created an alt for tanking purposes when my guild had slim pickings for that role. I wanted a name that sounded 'tanky' and decided on 'MeatShield' or some such thing. However, as you can imagine, a full server with 12 alts per account, names were limited, so misspelling was a necessity. And it stuck. That character became my main and I became Main Tank/Main Off Tank from BC through Cataclysm. For a while I had people still call me by my old preferred name, which was juvenile and won't be mentioned here, but then as people continued to call me by my actual IGN, I gave up trying and Sheeld became my Nom de Plume.
 
Arsenal represent! Wut wut.

Who is your favorite Mass Effect character and why is it Tali'Zorah Nar Raya Vas Normandy?
 
BC tank with a shield? I bet you were a warrior? Druid no has sheeld, and tankidins were so-so in BC.
I think he was just saying "meatshield" not that his mans specifically had a shield.
 
Arsenal represent! Wut wut.

Who is your favorite Mass Effect character and why is it Tali'Zorah Nar Raya Vas Normandy?



Sorry to disappoint, but as Milleuda knows, its totally Jack aka Subject Zero. Because 'Fuck you, Thanks for asking.'

How many games are unfinished in your steam library?


if that is asking how many NOT at 100%.... that would be all 45 of them! LOL not much of a completionist, but I play till I feel I've gotten as much as I want from a game, not as much as there possibly is to a game. And this also leaves room for replay, sometimes.
BC tank with a shield? I bet you were a warrior? Druid no has sheeld, and tankidins were so-so in BC.

I was indeed a warrior, created it back in Vanilla when Warriors were OP, or at least not as useless as they became in subsequent x-pacs.
 
Geez, it already started. Um favorite Smite character and it better be Hel because she is the best ever.
 
Jack is totally cool. I ended up hookin up with her on one of my Shepards.
 
I think he was just saying "meatshield" not that his mans specifically had a shield.


Mayhaps, but a name like sheeld w/o a shield is silly.

Any wife-approved funny stories involving the kids to share?

Did you kill NSNPanda?
 
As a parent, how do you balance family time, personal time, gaming time, etc?

I only have my significant other and balancing all the different obligations and personal time is still problematic.
 
Top Bottom