Fast, Smart, and Surprisingly Gentle: My Autoblow AI Ultra Hands-Off Experience
Let me start by saying: I have zero shame when it comes to loving sex tech. From the clunky Fleshlight Launch to modern wizards like The Handy and Autoblow’s own VacuGlide, I’ve watched (and yes, felt) this tech evolve like a proud perv-parent. For a long time, male toys have been a sad punchline — we got plastic tubes while vibrators learned kung fu. Well, those days are over. The Autoblow AI Ultra is here, and it’s not just doing the work — it’s doing it better than I ever could. It’s basically a robot that gives blowjobs, and I cannot overstate how into that I am.
Unboxing: Size Matters, and So Does Subtlety
When this landed on my doorstep, I braced for another VacuGlide-style shipping INSANITY. Thankfully, the box was plain, no shouting “I’m here to suck you off” from the porch. And unlike the VacuGlide’s borderline comedic shipping crate, the AI Ultra arrives in a more modest, cleanly designed box. No warning labels. No USA!!! No fanfare. Just an understated invitation to plug in and get intimate.
Inside the box? A slick, solid unit wrapped in hard plastic and metallic accents. Smaller than the VacuGlide, sure, but still not something you’d sneak into a carry-on. This thing looks ready to party.
Autoblow includes a standard sleeve pre-installed, a power cord (yep, wall-powered — this machine takes its job seriously), and a no-nonsense quick start guide. But really, this thing is intuitive. Within minutes, I was test-driving it with my fingers like a cautious archaeologist brushing the surface of something sacred. And when it powered up? Quiet mechanical whirs, smooth rhythmic movement. My cat stared at it like it was plotting something. I stared at it like it was foreplay.
Hands (Off) On: The AI Ultra Gets to Work
Lube applied, courage summoned, I went in. I started with an offline AI Mode, which supposedly mimics techniques pulled from thousands of blowjob videos. Let me tell you — this thing didn’t ease in. It grabbed me and got to work like it had a quota. I jumped. For a second, I worried I’d fall out and the machine would just keep pumping into the void like a sex-obsessed Roomba.
But that worry disappeared fast. The sleeve’s grip was plush but firm, the stroke patterns actually felt intentional — intense one second, then teasing the next. One moment it’s going jackhammer mode, the next it’s gently suckling like a mouth learning your name. The combination of mechanical thrusts and that soft, gripping sleeve somehow creates a suction effect. The result? It feels real. Too real. Like “brain short-circuiting while I drool and forget my name” real.
Video Sync: Fantasy, Upgraded
This feature had me curious from the start: video sync. The Ultra connects to Wi-Fi and syncs with a library of 600+ interactive videos, all free, all browser-based (bless). No sketchy software, no paywalls, no DRM nightmares from 2009. Just click, sync, and enjoy.
I picked a POV video (in the name of science) and hit play. The Ultra came alive — moving in sync with the actress onscreen. When she slowed, the Ultra slowed. When she went deep? Boom. Synced. I closed my eyes and… I was there. My brain legit accepted the fantasy. It was unnerving in the best way.
And it doesn’t stop there. VR porn works too. Hook it up with your headset and suddenly you’re starring in a scene with 15 girls taking turns on you in 4K. I’ve seen the future, and it’s aggressively NSFW.
Freestyle and AI Modes: Your Kink, Your Rules
Some nights, you just want to ride solo — no video, no sync. That’s where Freestyle mode shines. You get full control over stroke speed, length, and which part of your anatomy gets the love. Want it to edge you by flicking just the tip for 20 minutes? You can. Want long, slow strokes that turn your brain to goo? Also on tap.
Or, flip it back to AI Mode and let the algorithm surprise you. It changes patterns mid-session. You never know what’s next — which, oddly enough, makes it feel more human. One round might be romantic tease. The next? Straight up assault. Either way, it’s kind of thrilling to not know how your own toy is going to behave.
And honestly, for something that uses “AI” in the name, I’m kind of disappointed I couldn’t just yell at it like a dommy version of Alexa. Autoblow — give us voice commands already. Let me scream “FINISH ME!” like I’m in a horny Mortal Kombat match.
Size, Setup, and Why It’s Great for New Users
Physically, the AI Ultra falls in this sweet spot: smaller than a Fleshlight Launch, but larger than The Handy. It feels substantial, but not like you’re wrangling a desktop printer to get off. This makes it approachable, and that’s a big reason I’d recommend it to someone new to sex tech.
Setup is dead simple. Plug it in, connect to Wi-Fi via a browser-based app (no weird software or sketchy installs), and you’re in. The free video library is huge and instantly available. No paywalls, no nonsense. And cleanup? Pop the sleeve out, rinse, dry, done. For something that seems so advanced, it’s surprisingly plug-and-play.
That’s why I think this is a great first toy. It’s high-tech but low-effort. You don’t need to be a coder or a Bluetooth whisperer to enjoy it. But once you’re comfortable, you can dive into the community-built features: open APIs, DIY sync tools, even modding. It’s like a pleasure platform with entry-level ease and expert-level potential.
Start simple. Explore deeper. That progression alone makes the AI Ultra feel future-proof and actually fun to grow with.
VacuGlide + Ultra = Thrust and Suck Combo
Because I’m an overachiever, I strapped the AI Ultra to the VacuGlide, Autoblow’s vacuum-powered suction unit. There’s a connector cap to link the two, creating a hybrid pleasure machine that both sucks and strokes you into another dimension. It was… intense. Like being locked in a pleasure vice.
Setup takes finesse — too much suction and you’re in a battle between robots fighting over your junk — but when it works, it’s a sensation I didn’t think was possible. Like, full-on sci-fi sex lab. Not something I’d do daily, but when you want to go full cyborg? 10/10.
Sleeves: Soft, Simple, and Ready to Improve
The AI Ultra doesn’t overwhelm you with options, which, depending on who you are, is either a blessing or a missed opportunity. Right now, Autoblow offers a limited selection of sleeves.
The upside? These sleeves are soft, plush, and genuinely feel great. They’re also open-ended, which makes cleanup fast and mold-avoidance easy. Swapping them out is simple, and none of the sleeve handling feels delicate or fussy. Could Autoblow offer more textures, or bring back their infamous custom-molded options from earlier product lines? Sure. But for most users, what’s here is a solid foundation.
There’s also a Stamina Training Sleeve, designed for folks who are either a bit thicker or trying to build up their endurance.
Love, Circuited
Here’s the real talk: I wasn’t just horny. I was curious. What does it mean when a machine makes you feel intimacy? When an algorithm knows how to touch you better than your ex?
With the AI Ultra, it’s more than just “get off and go.” It’s excitement. Anticipation. The joy of discovering new modes, syncing new videos, and — if you choose to — even letting a partner across the world take over your pleasure. I haven’t explored that feature yet, but just knowing it’s there? That’s wild. It’s self-care with a power cord.
And it made me happy. That dumb post-nut grin didn’t come from finishing — it came from feeling excited about pleasure again. That’s the magic of this tech. It gives you something to look forward to, guilt-free.
VR Experience: A Feature Worth Noting
While I didn’t personally test VR, I don’t have the headset setup, it’s a legit feature worth mentioning. Autoblow advertises full VR sync support via partnerships with major VR porn platforms, promising immersive experiences. That likely means everything the device does in video sync carries over into a virtual space where you feel every stroke in 4K, with multiple performers taking turns.
Community chatter confirms this is more than smoke and mirrors. Users reported that support via HereSphere (for Quest headsets) and DeoVR is already in beta or rolling out, enabling deeper integration with VR players.
So even if you don’t dive into VR right away, know that the AI Ultra is built with future immersion in mind. It’s one more layer in a progressive ecosystem: start simple, level up with connectivity, and eventually plug into VR when you’re ready.
Final Thoughts: Hands-Off, Brain-On, Pants Nowhere
Is it perfect? No. It’s a little bulky, it’s not whisper-quiet, and yeah, it’s $219 (on sale). But it’s also a freaking robot that gives you blowjobs on command, syncs to porn, and cleans up easier than your average human.
What I love:
- The video sync is pure magic
- Third Party site integration is very good.
- It actually feels good — not just novel
- Sleeves are detailed, swappable, and easy to clean
- You can go from power-user custom mode to dumb-happy-idiot AI surprise
- Remote play is hot af and the privacy setup is solid
- VR future proofing is nice, I think!
What’s meh:
- It’s not tiny, so don’t expect to stash it in a sock drawer
- The motor isn’t silent, but def not super loud.
- You’ll need to be near a wall plug
Bottom line? The Autoblow AI Ultra is everything I want in a modern male sex toy — smart, strong, customizable, and unapologetically fun. If you’ve ever wanted your solo time to feel like an experience, not a chore, this is it.
So yeah. I’m in love with a robot. And I regret nothing.
(Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more… research to do.) 🤖💦
