Say something about how people never want to shut up about Richard Sherman because he's the loudest guy in the world, but the real reason they're so stifling is that Earl Thomas's incredible speed allows them to sit in single-high all day and never worry about giving up a big play. And that Kam Chancellor is just a Madden Create-a-player you're not allowed to use online that the Seahawks somehow materialized in a terrifying reboot of Weird Science.
They'll be very impressed.