I'm sorry to disappoint, but I am not the world's oldest gamer. I'm not the young at heart 105 year old grandpa. I've kept up this ruse trying to match my fake birthday long enough, and the truth must be told.
I'm merely a 38 year old nerd who enjoys chasing skirts too much and needs a new game to shut me back indoors. Until then I'll be goofing around and flopping through many a game.
Tonight I do have a great spread for my birthday dinner!
I mean, a couple of these are think enough to be considered dinner, right?
Wish I lived in New England for a group bash, alas not just yet.
I'm merely a 38 year old nerd who enjoys chasing skirts too much and needs a new game to shut me back indoors. Until then I'll be goofing around and flopping through many a game.
Tonight I do have a great spread for my birthday dinner!
I mean, a couple of these are think enough to be considered dinner, right?

Wish I lived in New England for a group bash, alas not just yet.
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