As a result of an ongoing conversation in the chatbox, we've decided it's time to collect and share the results of our efforts to assign DragonBall Z characters to every member of the WildStar contingent. BEHOLD:
Goku: Dejamal
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11117/111171673/4291754-goku_the_saiyan_by_phazen1-d53xj6i.png[/bimg]
Dejamal was once the strongest damage-dealer in the guild, pioneering new builds to further increase power and sharing them with the other Saiyans. But after taking some time off in Other World, I've passed on the reins of Top Damage to my son, Johhan. It's his turn to safeguard the galaxy while I fuck around with King Kai and eat rice. But I'll be back to claim my crown when the world needs me most.
Gohan: Joh
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/074/b/b/gohan02_by_goddessmechanic2-d7adeyh.jpg[/bimg]
My dearest son, whom I have expressed my confidence in since his first day in the guild. He has finally unlocked his secret power and taken his place as the strongest, but it took my death (or at least my hard drive's) for him to realize his true potential. Eventually, the writers will cave to fan pressure and retcon it so I was stronger all along, and Joh will settle down and raise a family.
Vegeta: Vitriolic
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/4/4b/VegetaItsOver9000-02.png/revision/latest?cb=20100724145819[/bimg]
Vitriolic is my rival, when he can be bothered to stop being evil (tanking). He originally showed up as the leader of an alien race, but basically all of them are dead now. Every time I think I've buried him, he gets just enough offspec loot to stay competitive on the fights he chooses to DPS. Originally a pug who fought with us against bosses for his own ends, Vit eventually joined the gang full-time and is now one of the leading members of the team.
Piccolo: LaNCeRs
[bimg=bcenter]http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111117432/3059537-piccolo_price_by_amersss.jpg[/bimg]
Lancers used to be the strongest, scariest motherfucker in the whole world. Eventually, several of us trained hard enough to get that Super Saiyan bullshit and take his spot. But no matter what changes the patch rolls his way, Lancers stays competitive through sheer force of will and, occasionally, by absorbing the other engineers in the guild. Seriously, he's still holding onto a top-5 spot despite engis getting their damage slashed to shit to make way for utility, and all of the other engis have disappeared. It is the only explanation.
Kame: Milleuda
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.alexsdbzrpg.com/characters/kami2.jpg[/bimg]
The other half of our intrepid leadership team, Milly is also our strongest healer. In addition, he's tasked with watching over all of us unruly chucklefucks and is continually exasperated by our goofy antics. But he's always there when we need him, saving us from our own mistakes with the Dragon Balls.
Dende: Smartypantsu
[bimg=bcenter]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/ultradragonball/images/3/3e/DBZ.dende.png/revision/latest?cb=20110512110128[/bimg]
While he was once a stalker, Smarty has transitioned to being a main-spec healer and Milleuda's protege. A soft-spoken member of a quaint, offworld religion that will remain nameless, Smarty has given his all to his new role and stepped up to be a true Guardian of All of Us Standing In Red.
Future Trunks: dainjre
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091025230140/dragonball/images/f/fb/Future_Trunks_photo.jpg[/bimg]
We all knew Dainj's spellslinger and medic. But nobody really had any clue who JayQuellin Garvey was when she showed up one day with a sword. She immediately started shredding shit, so we all just went with it and now she's a valued member of the team.
Krillin: Hag Verkovain
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://media.tumblr.com/48df49bd70c470b8dab9f8eb47e1f697/tumblr_inline_mpuwdhYGFq1qz4rgp.jpg[/bimg]
Hag is a powerful, respected member of the team. He can do devastating damage on par with any of the strongest members, and he... oh he's dead.
Yamcha: Ostil
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.dragonballz.com/images/characters/content-keyart-characters-yamcha.jpg[/bimg]
Ostil is one of my old rivals. Once, he and I battled for supremacy, and then I found out about alien magic and became a Super Saiyan. One of the strongest human members of the team, he somehow just couldn't keep up with all these aliens who keep like... logging in. But once he started training, he grew in strength until he was able to stand his ground with us against the villains.
Yajirobe: Osteel
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eAHwtltDKjw/TxTd8dA2nYI/AAAAAAAAJbQ/TrMHtQGkVxo/s1600/dbz35-07.jpg[/bimg]
Osteel was once a promising recruit who played a small but important part in our attempts to kill things with tails. Then he stopped doing anything and just sat in a tower all day eating beans. Now he just shows up for the parties after we do all the work. Also, as Baby Ostil it's kind of appropriate that his character just looks like a short version of Ostil's.
Trunks: OneWhoRuns
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SShMW2Fr3Ys/T0gPKV2PpaI/AAAAAAAAAi4/-ERGOAPMHPs/s1600/kid_trunks_ssj2_by_db_own_universe_arts-d3aopk6.png[/bimg]
Unlike the other Saiyans who underwent rigorous training to get that golden hair, Saken just kind of... already was a Super Saiyan. As the more serious member of the Goofy Buddies duo, Saken has taken on a leadership role and takes his part in the protection of Earth seriously.
Goten: zorph
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.lbmdragonball.com/imagenes/personajes/songoten/songoten1.jpg[/bimg]
Zorph is, as far as I know, the youngest member of the team, and also probably the silliest. As the goofier member of the Goofy Buddies duo, Zorph is known to sleep through raids or take short hiatuses. He also presumably shares my prodigious appetite, occupying the Sandwich end of the "1 to Sandwich" scale. Despite the silliness, Zorph is also a Super Saiyan, dealing competitive damage when called on to help save the world.
Dr. Briefs: @Jamak
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/9b/Dr._Briefs.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091231153018&path-prefix=es[/bimg]
Jamak is rich. As. Fuck. And he's always building useful crap that helps keep us in the game. We first met Jamak as "that guy who buys literally all our galactium." As such, it could be said that he financed all of our early expeditions using the limitless wealth of the Capsule Corp.
Hercule: Aceren
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://media.animevice.com/uploads/3/33346/650782-HerculeWins.png[/bimg]
Ace keeps talking about how he's going to come back and save the world someday, but we're all still out here saving the world while he flexes in front of the mirror.
Android 16: CommanderKairu
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/xmanalb/images/psx4.jpg[/bimg]
Starcraft was originally a pug, working with the group to satisfy his own ends. But eventually, he realized that this was where he belonged and joined the group full time. Despite his nefarious origin, Starcraft can hang with the best of them when it comes to a scrap, routinely fighting even the most powerful members of the team to a standstill on the damage meters.
Android 18: @Darkfang
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130924162026/dragonball/images/b/b0/Tumblr_lj6xl4JY4K1qf8kb8o1_500_%281%29.png[/bimg]
Darkfang also originally joined us as a pug. But when the dust settled and the boss lay defeated, she was still around and decided to stick with us. One day soon, she's going to merge and form Super 18 and be as powerful as anyone else on the team.
Master Roshi: Gyoin
[bimg=bcenter]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/005/d/1/master_roshi_by_smrgle-d6rahm8.jpg[/bimg]
Bruce was once one of the strongest men in the world, and a leader of the team. Nowadays, he mostly just hangs out in his hut and oggles women.
Korin: Cheese
[bimg=bcenter]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100513171706/dragonball/images/f/fe/KorinBuuSagaNV.png[/bimg]
Cheese still plays WildStar. I know, you're all surprised, but he's there. He's on that tower, growing and distributing beans, all Goddamn day. When the Z Fighters need a pep talk, he's always there to keep us focused and on track, but only if we go over to his tower and ask him. Seriously, just give us a bag of the fucking beans man. It would be easier for everyone.
Chiaotzu: Blast Shot
[bimg=bcenter]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120619172942/dragonball/images/5/55/Chiaotzu_defeated.png[/bimg]
Just... just look at this fucking guy. He needs your help. Again.
That's all for the heroes! I have a list of villains that we assigned to people who've quit in various states of rage, but frankly this took me like an hour and I don't want to do a whole other post right now. So this is what you get until later.
Goku: Dejamal
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11117/111171673/4291754-goku_the_saiyan_by_phazen1-d53xj6i.png[/bimg]
Dejamal was once the strongest damage-dealer in the guild, pioneering new builds to further increase power and sharing them with the other Saiyans. But after taking some time off in Other World, I've passed on the reins of Top Damage to my son, Johhan. It's his turn to safeguard the galaxy while I fuck around with King Kai and eat rice. But I'll be back to claim my crown when the world needs me most.
Gohan: Joh
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/074/b/b/gohan02_by_goddessmechanic2-d7adeyh.jpg[/bimg]
My dearest son, whom I have expressed my confidence in since his first day in the guild. He has finally unlocked his secret power and taken his place as the strongest, but it took my death (or at least my hard drive's) for him to realize his true potential. Eventually, the writers will cave to fan pressure and retcon it so I was stronger all along, and Joh will settle down and raise a family.
Vegeta: Vitriolic
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/4/4b/VegetaItsOver9000-02.png/revision/latest?cb=20100724145819[/bimg]
Vitriolic is my rival, when he can be bothered to stop being evil (tanking). He originally showed up as the leader of an alien race, but basically all of them are dead now. Every time I think I've buried him, he gets just enough offspec loot to stay competitive on the fights he chooses to DPS. Originally a pug who fought with us against bosses for his own ends, Vit eventually joined the gang full-time and is now one of the leading members of the team.
Piccolo: LaNCeRs
[bimg=bcenter]http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111117432/3059537-piccolo_price_by_amersss.jpg[/bimg]
Lancers used to be the strongest, scariest motherfucker in the whole world. Eventually, several of us trained hard enough to get that Super Saiyan bullshit and take his spot. But no matter what changes the patch rolls his way, Lancers stays competitive through sheer force of will and, occasionally, by absorbing the other engineers in the guild. Seriously, he's still holding onto a top-5 spot despite engis getting their damage slashed to shit to make way for utility, and all of the other engis have disappeared. It is the only explanation.
Kame: Milleuda
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.alexsdbzrpg.com/characters/kami2.jpg[/bimg]
The other half of our intrepid leadership team, Milly is also our strongest healer. In addition, he's tasked with watching over all of us unruly chucklefucks and is continually exasperated by our goofy antics. But he's always there when we need him, saving us from our own mistakes with the Dragon Balls.
Dende: Smartypantsu
[bimg=bcenter]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/ultradragonball/images/3/3e/DBZ.dende.png/revision/latest?cb=20110512110128[/bimg]
While he was once a stalker, Smarty has transitioned to being a main-spec healer and Milleuda's protege. A soft-spoken member of a quaint, offworld religion that will remain nameless, Smarty has given his all to his new role and stepped up to be a true Guardian of All of Us Standing In Red.
Future Trunks: dainjre
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091025230140/dragonball/images/f/fb/Future_Trunks_photo.jpg[/bimg]
We all knew Dainj's spellslinger and medic. But nobody really had any clue who JayQuellin Garvey was when she showed up one day with a sword. She immediately started shredding shit, so we all just went with it and now she's a valued member of the team.
Krillin: Hag Verkovain
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://media.tumblr.com/48df49bd70c470b8dab9f8eb47e1f697/tumblr_inline_mpuwdhYGFq1qz4rgp.jpg[/bimg]
Hag is a powerful, respected member of the team. He can do devastating damage on par with any of the strongest members, and he... oh he's dead.
Yamcha: Ostil
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.dragonballz.com/images/characters/content-keyart-characters-yamcha.jpg[/bimg]
Ostil is one of my old rivals. Once, he and I battled for supremacy, and then I found out about alien magic and became a Super Saiyan. One of the strongest human members of the team, he somehow just couldn't keep up with all these aliens who keep like... logging in. But once he started training, he grew in strength until he was able to stand his ground with us against the villains.
Yajirobe: Osteel
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eAHwtltDKjw/TxTd8dA2nYI/AAAAAAAAJbQ/TrMHtQGkVxo/s1600/dbz35-07.jpg[/bimg]
Osteel was once a promising recruit who played a small but important part in our attempts to kill things with tails. Then he stopped doing anything and just sat in a tower all day eating beans. Now he just shows up for the parties after we do all the work. Also, as Baby Ostil it's kind of appropriate that his character just looks like a short version of Ostil's.
Trunks: OneWhoRuns
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SShMW2Fr3Ys/T0gPKV2PpaI/AAAAAAAAAi4/-ERGOAPMHPs/s1600/kid_trunks_ssj2_by_db_own_universe_arts-d3aopk6.png[/bimg]
Unlike the other Saiyans who underwent rigorous training to get that golden hair, Saken just kind of... already was a Super Saiyan. As the more serious member of the Goofy Buddies duo, Saken has taken on a leadership role and takes his part in the protection of Earth seriously.
Goten: zorph
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.lbmdragonball.com/imagenes/personajes/songoten/songoten1.jpg[/bimg]
Zorph is, as far as I know, the youngest member of the team, and also probably the silliest. As the goofier member of the Goofy Buddies duo, Zorph is known to sleep through raids or take short hiatuses. He also presumably shares my prodigious appetite, occupying the Sandwich end of the "1 to Sandwich" scale. Despite the silliness, Zorph is also a Super Saiyan, dealing competitive damage when called on to help save the world.
Dr. Briefs: @Jamak
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/9b/Dr._Briefs.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091231153018&path-prefix=es[/bimg]
Jamak is rich. As. Fuck. And he's always building useful crap that helps keep us in the game. We first met Jamak as "that guy who buys literally all our galactium." As such, it could be said that he financed all of our early expeditions using the limitless wealth of the Capsule Corp.
Hercule: Aceren
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://media.animevice.com/uploads/3/33346/650782-HerculeWins.png[/bimg]
Ace keeps talking about how he's going to come back and save the world someday, but we're all still out here saving the world while he flexes in front of the mirror.
Android 16: CommanderKairu
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/xmanalb/images/psx4.jpg[/bimg]
Starcraft was originally a pug, working with the group to satisfy his own ends. But eventually, he realized that this was where he belonged and joined the group full time. Despite his nefarious origin, Starcraft can hang with the best of them when it comes to a scrap, routinely fighting even the most powerful members of the team to a standstill on the damage meters.
Android 18: @Darkfang
[bimg=bcenter|300]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130924162026/dragonball/images/b/b0/Tumblr_lj6xl4JY4K1qf8kb8o1_500_%281%29.png[/bimg]
Darkfang also originally joined us as a pug. But when the dust settled and the boss lay defeated, she was still around and decided to stick with us. One day soon, she's going to merge and form Super 18 and be as powerful as anyone else on the team.
Master Roshi: Gyoin
[bimg=bcenter]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/005/d/1/master_roshi_by_smrgle-d6rahm8.jpg[/bimg]
Bruce was once one of the strongest men in the world, and a leader of the team. Nowadays, he mostly just hangs out in his hut and oggles women.
Korin: Cheese
[bimg=bcenter]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100513171706/dragonball/images/f/fe/KorinBuuSagaNV.png[/bimg]
Cheese still plays WildStar. I know, you're all surprised, but he's there. He's on that tower, growing and distributing beans, all Goddamn day. When the Z Fighters need a pep talk, he's always there to keep us focused and on track, but only if we go over to his tower and ask him. Seriously, just give us a bag of the fucking beans man. It would be easier for everyone.
Chiaotzu: Blast Shot
[bimg=bcenter]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120619172942/dragonball/images/5/55/Chiaotzu_defeated.png[/bimg]
Just... just look at this fucking guy. He needs your help. Again.
That's all for the heroes! I have a list of villains that we assigned to people who've quit in various states of rage, but frankly this took me like an hour and I don't want to do a whole other post right now. So this is what you get until later.
