Breakfast

[Diremongoose]

If you're wondering why I suck today...

Spoiler

I had FAILCAKES for breakfast.
Also milk.

 

[PsionicFox]

Lol.

Tell Tina she's in for a spanking if those are her failcakes. So disappointing.

 

[Vivec]

Why are they all caved in

 

[Observer Z]

What are those?

 

[Diremongoose]

They were cupcakes that went wrong twice. Tina vowed never to use that recipe again. Then the cat attacked some of them, as cats do.

 

[Diremongoose]

She made shortbread for the last BWE, so everything was fine

 

[ToxicAsF]

I'm eating a gas station breakfast. I do not pity you.

 

[Diremongoose]

That was a week ago. Those cakes have solidified into one sticky lump. Not even the cat wants them now! We're going to use them as kindling tomorrow...or maybe bird food? Either way it's cleaning time when I wake up.

 

[Vivec]

Time to take a trip to a duck pond

 

[Diremongoose]

True to my word, I present to you...

Spoiler

The fire had FAILCAKES for breakfast.
I had toast.

 

[Vivec]

Looks like it's working better than newspaper

 

[Diremongoose]

Yeah, the syrupy-goo works like wax for the sponge cake-wick.

 

[Vivec]

Bahahaha

 

[TIG]

that burns pretty well for something that is supposed to go in your belly.

 

[Sundini]

Yes, maybe it is a good thing that you never got to eat those cupcakes.

 

[Diremongoose]

Christmas pudding is considered tasty yet also highly inflamable...not that I'd waste decent brandy on Christmas pudding

 

[MyLittlePony]

the pudding.. the pudding.. the pudding is on fire.... we don't need no water let the........

sorry.